*cat : Semua gambar yang ada disini hanya bersifat parodi.
Confused to choose a vacation spot? Or ...'ve run out of ideas for spending time during the vacation? Do not Worry! Crazy_Mad_Lie Travel has created an alternative entertainment for you! Holiday in Prison! Get an interesting experience
staying at five star prison, to show off your photos on social networking later!
* complete package of electronic equipment
Meski anda harus tidur dan menghabiskan waktu dalam kurungan, anda masih bisa menikmati hiburan dan berkomunikasi ke dunia luar dengan jaringan online! Nikmati film kesayangan melalui peralatan Home-theatre lewat TV layar datar 42 inci,subwoofer speaker,sampai kacamata 3D! Kami juga menyediakan ruangan untuk berkaraoke,ditambah satu set PC mutakhir dengan hot-spot!Jika anda beruntung, kami juga menyediakan undian sel untuk mendapatkan satu gadget smartphone paling canggih! Motto kami adalah :"Anda senang dalam tahanan, kami tenang didalam hati."
* Bussiness officer for work in the cell!
Ini adalah layanan paling mutakhir di dalam Holiday in Prison. Tidak terhitung banyak sekali turis yang dalam masa liburannya harus terganggu dengan boss maupun direktur yang memberikan pekerjaan mendadak. Anda resah? Tidak perlu khawatir! Kami menyediakan orang-orang yang bisa anda suruh untuk mengerjakan tugas anda selama di dalam tahanan! Sipir-sipir yang ada telah dilatih sedemikian rupa untuk menjadi akuntan anda,teknisi anda,anak buah anda,tukang las pipa,tukang ledeng,sampai tukang pembuat gorengan! Tidak pernah ada sipir yang tidak bisa mengerjakan pekerjaan profesional klien kami masing-masing! "Nyamankan diri dalam kurungan, kami pastikan bisnis anda tetap lancar!"
* Free to meet-who
Kebebasan berbicara,bertemu,dan bersilaturahmi akan terganggu apabila dipenjara? Tidak! Melalui paket HiP,anda akan merasa bahwa kehidupan dalam tahanan adalah kehidupan yang bebas,lepas,penuh kompromi!Anda bisa mengundang teman-teman anda datang apabila malam minggu ingin berkaraoke bersama! Anda ingin bertemu tahanan yang berprofesi sebagai selebritis? Bisa! Bahkan anda akan diberikan bonus tanda tangan, dan cap jempol!Pokoknya, bebas bertemu siapa saja!Kapan saja! Dimana saja!!! "Tinggal beri uang tips ke sipir, semuanya akan berjalan sesuai keinginan..."
* reduction of the sentence
Yakinkan,bahwa anda benar-benar betah di paket liburan ini. Holiday in Prison, bisa dibooking selama jangka waktu yang anda inginkan. Ingin dipenjara satu bulan? dua bulan? tiga tahun? terserah!itu hak anda yang menentukan. Tapi, kadang-kadang rencana memang tidak selalu berjalan mulus ya toh>>> Anda jangan khawatir akan merugi apabila sudah memutuskan untuk masuk ke penjara kami selama jangka waktu yang panjang,tapi tiba-tiba anda ingin memperpendek semua itu. you only have to pay what you have obtained! Karena dengan fasilitas pengurangan masa tahanan,waktu yang tersisa tidak akan kami perhitungkan lagi! "Jika anda sudah malas untuk bersenang-senang di penjara,silahkan keluar saja... dan tidak ada masalah sama sekali!".
JADI, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Ini adalah sebuah pengalaman liburan yang panjang,bersahabat,dan unik! Holiday in Prison selalu terbuka setiap anda rindu dengan penjara kami!
Berminat? Hubungi :(maaf,sementara ini kami belum memasang telpon).
Kalau begitu, e-mail :(passwordnya lupa tuh...)
Atau datang ke alamat :(waduh, kami belum punya kantor!)
Trus gimana dong....?
*Note : All of pics in here just was a parody
"WE WILL serve you, AS HIGH CLASS PRISONERS!"
Very true! In Holiday in Prison package, we will serve you as a prisoner of high class! Prisoners are reportedly he could not be tortured, and tough in law! As corruptor which has spent billions of state money, the Mafia bribery which has been a lot of money, we will treat you anyway as if like them! The client is everything!, so feel free to beat up the warden, our waiter if he does not follow what that you want. In addition, HiP package also provides various facilities that can make you feel at home in our prisons. For example:
* complete package of electronic equipment
Although you have to sleep and spend time in jail, you still can enjoy the entertainment and communication to the outside world with an online network! Enjoy your favorite movies through Home-theater equipment through 42 inch flat screen TV, subwoofer speakers, until the 3D glasses! We also provide room for karaoke, plus a set of cutting-edge PC with hot-spot! If you're lucky, we also provide a lottery to get one gadget prison's most advanced smartphone! Our motto is: "Are you happy in prison, we were quiet in the liver."
* Bussiness officer for work in the cell!
This is the most advanced service in the HiP. Not counted a lot of tourists during the holiday should be disrupted by a boss or director who gave a sudden job. You fret? Not to worry! We provide people who can tell you to do your job while in the custody! the wardens who have been trained in such a way as to be your accountant, your technicians, your subordinates, pipe welder, plumber, until the fries maker! There was never a warden who could not do a professional job each of our clients! "you make yourself comfortable in captivity, we make sure your business remains smooth!"
* Free to meet-who
Freedom of speech, meet, and stay in touch will be disrupted if the jail? No! Through Holiday in Prison package, you will feel that life in prison is a free life, without restraint, full of compromises! You can invite your friends to come if it wanted Saturday night karaoke together! You want to see prisoners who work as celebrity? Can! In fact you will be given a bonus signature and thumb print! Anyway, free to meet anybody! Anytime! Anywhere!
"Just give money tips to the warden, everything will go as you wish ..."
* reduction of the sentence
Make sure, that you really feel at home in this vacation package. Holiday in Prison, Holiday in Prison can be booked during the time period you want. Want jailed one month? two months? three years? it's up! it that determines your rights. But sometimes plans do not always run smoothly so anyway>>> You do not worry about losing money when it decided to go to jail us for a long period of time, but suddenly you want to shorten it. you only have to pay what you have obtained! Due to the reduction in length of prison facilities, the remaining time we will not
count again! "If you've been lazy to have fun in jail, please get out ... and no problems
at all! ".
SO, WHAT ARE YOU Waiting For? This is a long vacation experience, friendly, and unique! Holiday in Prison is always open each time you miss with our prison!
Interested? Contact : (sorry, at present we have not put the phone).
If so, e-mail : (Password forgotten ...)
Or come to address : (Oh no, we do not have an office!)
Then, how ya ....?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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